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You often use the words easy and 10-miler in the same sentence

You Might Be A Runner If…

• You can strip and change in a car seat in less than two minutes

• You can foam at the mouth

• You can sharpen an axe blade on your calves

• You try to impress girls by saying you’re a fast finisher

• “Chariots of Fire” is actually entertaining to you

• Pizza, pasta, pizza, and pasta are your four favorite food groups

• Your watch is more expensive and complicated than your car

• Steve Prefontaine’s birthday is more important than your own

• You know as many kinds of pain as Eskimos have words for snow

• You find yourself saying “it’s not really a hill.”

• You hit targets with your snot rockets

• Your feet are comparable to rawhide

• You drink more water than Free Willy

• You routinely race dogs on the streets and win

• You’d rather run than watch tv

• You can say “I like to run” in five different languages

• Your calves are bigger than your biceps

• You cant go a day without hearing someone say “Run Forest Run!”

• You can pronounce those funny Kenyan names

• You always win in your sleep but never in a real race

• Ibuprofen is your recreational drug of choice

• You wash your shorts in the shower

• Talking about the color of your pee comes as natural to you as talking about the weather

Tags: Comedy